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There are spambots everywhere on Yahoo. One particular porn person on it has this tendency to constantly message me with these annoying bots. So to have fun with it tonight, I have decided to leave it some fun answers.



hairballinmythroat6903: hi... qnyone there?
hairballinmythroat6903: well anyway, guess your not zhere?
zesty-pinto: lol
hairballinmythroat6903: hold on a minute. be rigght back
hairballinmythroat6903: ok im back. sorry bout that. still there?
zesty-pinto: LOL
hairballinmythroat6903: oh your there hi....
zesty-pinto: A screenname like that is supposed to encourage me to go to your site?
zesty-pinto: That's hilarious!
hairballinmythroat6903: a/s/l (age sex location)?
zesty-pinto: LOL
hairballinmythroat6903: im 27/f/USA. wass lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
zesty-pinto: I'm not interested in kinky stuff like that, sorry
hairballinmythroat6903: so what have you been up to zesty-pinto?
hairballinmythroat6903:
zesty-pinto: I've been killing children and cutting their throats in the name of bhaal
zesty-pinto: Would you like one of their heads?
hairballinmythroat6903: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i wwas getting kinda horny (*blushes)
zesty-pinto: So you get turned on by serial murder, huh?
zesty-pinto: That's DISGUSTING!
hairballinmythroat6903: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that iim starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
hairballinmythroat6903: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and hellp you out of your pants?
zesty-pinto: You are a disgusting evil source of gross evil!
hairballinmythroat6903: tell me what you wantt me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
zesty-pinto: I want to destroy your bloodkin with the holy dagger of ra
zesty-pinto: There you will be fed to the fattened goat of Ka'nak'ta
hairballinmythroat6903: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs andpart my moist lips
zesty-pinto: There, your entrails will be opened and served to the children of the horned goats
hairballinmythroat6903: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsingg cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
zesty-pinto: From there, the feast of the black will come and the dawn of the darkness will take you
zesty-pinto: Your chicken will not save you!
hairballinmythroat6903: open my website so you can look at me while imm sucking you. use the link in my profile!
hairballinmythroat6903: what do you think of my pics?
zesty-pinto: You will not see until you know the truth before you!
hairballinmythroat6903: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on...
zesty-pinto: The power of Christ compels you!
zesty-pinto: The POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
zesty-pinto: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
BUZZ!!!
zesty-pinto: Did you hear that?
zesty-pinto: It is already come. The dawn of your destruction will befall you
hairballinmythroat6903: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I hav my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
zesty-pinto: You will suffer a thousand deaths under the dark pit and fed to Gamerra in the iron city of Dis
zesty-pinto: There you will be stripped of skin and fed to the liars and your tongue to the fools
zesty-pinto: This is ordained by the priests of Gahmb'll
zesty-pinto: Shit, the necronomicon
zesty-pinto: Hold on, go whack off of your sick demented shit while I answer Satan

Maybe this will actually encourage them to stop spamming me with those damn bots.

Date: 2004-10-12 03:08 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-10-12 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairykiss.livejournal.com
hehe silly

Date: 2004-10-12 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silvermoonelf.livejournal.com
*giggles and shakes her head*

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