How to tell you're really bored/desperate
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zesty_pintoI confine surveys to FOD for good reason. I'm bored though and I'm confining further thoughts on novel structure at the present moment to make sure I can make them work. This is just to say... NYA HA HA! YOU'RE READING THIS!! NYA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Anger grrr...(?)
1. Who did you last get angry with? My argument advisor, until I realized I came in for abuse.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Double edged obsidian salami of wounding of the Archangel. You can't get it unless you use a hack in Diablo II by feeding the salami to your assassin and then jumping on the bread of power like Mario.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? That depends, what sex am I again?
4. How about of the same sex? Sure, why the hell not! I don't know what I am so I'd just hit no one :D
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? When I realized it was uter-US but not uter-you
6. what is your pet peeve? Playboy pets getting asked this question
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Nah, first you have to drug them, tag them, and then send them back into the wild where they can be watched from a safe distance to find out about the migration patterns of the common grudge.
Sloth All hail the Goonies!!
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Make a sandwich out of bread. Damn you vegans and your turnip bread made out of vegan stuff!
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? For all the latest hot info on waking up, click here! http://www.xxxhotwakeups.com
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? I'm sorry mama, I didn't mean to make you rye! But I promise, that I was just making a sandwich! <--- ACTUAL lyrics to an Eminem song, hoodie dawg! Word to your ex-mailman's ferret, b g and q!
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "Hey that dog looks like it's limping... heh heh... I said limping."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? HELL YEAH BABY!! VIEW THE AMAZING MAGIC SLICE!! IT CUTS CUCUMBERS AND THE CUCUMBERS TASTE SO FRESH!!!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout? Amazing what your body can do when you're trying the mystical chinese art of making Chinese American fried rice.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I don't hit, I wound
Gluttony E.G. "You are a gluttony for pain by reading this"
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I prefer not to support my local yuppies by drinking their drinks, so I rely instead on drinking "CRAP" - official sponsor of the ghetto swap meets around the world!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or red meat? Oh, us meat eaters aren't good enough for you, huh?? HUH?!?! You think you're so special with your shaved heads and hemp clothes! Well I'm on to you, man! We meat eaters will assemble! Any moment now! Yeah! ... *looks at clock* Umm, right after I check them for heart attacks.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I had a whole bottle all gone just from cleaning one seat :|
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nutrasweet has a terrible taste, so I think I'll stay away from any diet versions of anything else.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Volume 12, October 2004 page 73 "God, what the hell is that Thing?" See that big belly taking up the whole page? Well I'm in one of the shadows made by it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweets aren't food?
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought food: Get in mah belly! I want mah bebbybackbebbyback ribs!
Lust ...yeah, f- you too :P
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? I saw a grown man naked before Victor and Unger went on that fateful flight. I mourned... but then I watched a gladiator flick. I will say this: it was a bad time to stop sniffing blue.
2. how many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians/family)? One time, at band camp, I met this cute guy, and we decided to meet late at night behind the cabin and then we got mooned by a squirrel.
3. have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? What? You don't have crotch envy?
4. have you "done it"? YES! I'm sorry, but Hoffa was such an easy target!
5. what is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Their ulna, because it sounds funny. Hee hee...
6. have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Is that like arbitration? I remember fighting one for custody of a kid until Judge Judy said my hair looked bad. The bitch.
7. have you ever had to get tested for an std or pregnancy? Yes, and I sadly failed
Greed
1. How many credit cards do you own? I have enough to accredit to without the use of a card
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? "Sinnings and Things," it's in Times Square; if you can lust for it and have the greed to pay for it, then you're good to go!
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? I'd pay the Barenaked Ladies to stop singing that song.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Permanently erectile! With this, I can be both!
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes, even if it megabytes! Haw. haw.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Only your heart, my love ;)
7. How many mp3s are on your hard drive? You may refer to it as the happy fun machine go go madness revolution bot.
Pride ...what?
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I put the seat down once and then they crowned me king of the world of women until they all realized that they wanted rude idiot men and tossed me out of there.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Please see previous answer and add the term "sour cream" somewhere there for further understanding.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? I would like to be served hot fudge ninja attack doughnuts in case I was hungry and in danger.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Not if the first prize is death
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Hey, I'll have you know that those kids are scary with their pointy sticks and tiny boney hands.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Curse you, Nintendo Power!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I flushed the toilet, saving the world from the nasty evils that were contained herein and shall not be mentioned for the safety of one's mind.
Envy
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you want to have? Their battle robots. Oh wait, I took those. Er, nothing then.
2. Who would you want to go on "trading spaces" with? Trent Reznor, that way I can brag to the goth people as they try to enter my house just to lick my wallpaper. I hope Mr. Reznor likes daffodil tile in his bedroom and cute rubber ducky soap dishes.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I wouldn't mind being a jumping bean in a roller coaster. That way, I could be thinking, "Okay, I'm a jumping bean... I'm on a roller coaster... and I'm around lots of people screaming their heads off... life is good."
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yeah, but then I got my can of spinach out and this calliope music started playing as I ate the spinach and then I felt this urge to beat up large hairy men and pick up super thin ladies.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Mmmm, a third nose.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Burger powers! Curse you Dave Thomas, I will have them!!
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Hee hee, you said come.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Smurf. No wait, that's my unfavorite.
Anger grrr...(?)
1. Who did you last get angry with? My argument advisor, until I realized I came in for abuse.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Double edged obsidian salami of wounding of the Archangel. You can't get it unless you use a hack in Diablo II by feeding the salami to your assassin and then jumping on the bread of power like Mario.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? That depends, what sex am I again?
4. How about of the same sex? Sure, why the hell not! I don't know what I am so I'd just hit no one :D
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? When I realized it was uter-US but not uter-you
6. what is your pet peeve? Playboy pets getting asked this question
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Nah, first you have to drug them, tag them, and then send them back into the wild where they can be watched from a safe distance to find out about the migration patterns of the common grudge.
Sloth All hail the Goonies!!
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Make a sandwich out of bread. Damn you vegans and your turnip bread made out of vegan stuff!
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? For all the latest hot info on waking up, click here! http://www.xxxhotwakeups.com
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? I'm sorry mama, I didn't mean to make you rye! But I promise, that I was just making a sandwich! <--- ACTUAL lyrics to an Eminem song, hoodie dawg! Word to your ex-mailman's ferret, b g and q!
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "Hey that dog looks like it's limping... heh heh... I said limping."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? HELL YEAH BABY!! VIEW THE AMAZING MAGIC SLICE!! IT CUTS CUCUMBERS AND THE CUCUMBERS TASTE SO FRESH!!!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout? Amazing what your body can do when you're trying the mystical chinese art of making Chinese American fried rice.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I don't hit, I wound
Gluttony E.G. "You are a gluttony for pain by reading this"
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I prefer not to support my local yuppies by drinking their drinks, so I rely instead on drinking "CRAP" - official sponsor of the ghetto swap meets around the world!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or red meat? Oh, us meat eaters aren't good enough for you, huh?? HUH?!?! You think you're so special with your shaved heads and hemp clothes! Well I'm on to you, man! We meat eaters will assemble! Any moment now! Yeah! ... *looks at clock* Umm, right after I check them for heart attacks.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I had a whole bottle all gone just from cleaning one seat :|
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nutrasweet has a terrible taste, so I think I'll stay away from any diet versions of anything else.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Volume 12, October 2004 page 73 "God, what the hell is that Thing?" See that big belly taking up the whole page? Well I'm in one of the shadows made by it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweets aren't food?
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought food: Get in mah belly! I want mah bebbybackbebbyback ribs!
Lust ...yeah, f- you too :P
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? I saw a grown man naked before Victor and Unger went on that fateful flight. I mourned... but then I watched a gladiator flick. I will say this: it was a bad time to stop sniffing blue.
2. how many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians/family)? One time, at band camp, I met this cute guy, and we decided to meet late at night behind the cabin and then we got mooned by a squirrel.
3. have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? What? You don't have crotch envy?
4. have you "done it"? YES! I'm sorry, but Hoffa was such an easy target!
5. what is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Their ulna, because it sounds funny. Hee hee...
6. have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Is that like arbitration? I remember fighting one for custody of a kid until Judge Judy said my hair looked bad. The bitch.
7. have you ever had to get tested for an std or pregnancy? Yes, and I sadly failed
Greed
1. How many credit cards do you own? I have enough to accredit to without the use of a card
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? "Sinnings and Things," it's in Times Square; if you can lust for it and have the greed to pay for it, then you're good to go!
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? I'd pay the Barenaked Ladies to stop singing that song.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Permanently erectile! With this, I can be both!
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes, even if it megabytes! Haw. haw.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Only your heart, my love ;)
7. How many mp3s are on your hard drive? You may refer to it as the happy fun machine go go madness revolution bot.
Pride ...what?
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I put the seat down once and then they crowned me king of the world of women until they all realized that they wanted rude idiot men and tossed me out of there.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Please see previous answer and add the term "sour cream" somewhere there for further understanding.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? I would like to be served hot fudge ninja attack doughnuts in case I was hungry and in danger.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Not if the first prize is death
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Hey, I'll have you know that those kids are scary with their pointy sticks and tiny boney hands.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Curse you, Nintendo Power!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I flushed the toilet, saving the world from the nasty evils that were contained herein and shall not be mentioned for the safety of one's mind.
Envy
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you want to have? Their battle robots. Oh wait, I took those. Er, nothing then.
2. Who would you want to go on "trading spaces" with? Trent Reznor, that way I can brag to the goth people as they try to enter my house just to lick my wallpaper. I hope Mr. Reznor likes daffodil tile in his bedroom and cute rubber ducky soap dishes.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I wouldn't mind being a jumping bean in a roller coaster. That way, I could be thinking, "Okay, I'm a jumping bean... I'm on a roller coaster... and I'm around lots of people screaming their heads off... life is good."
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yeah, but then I got my can of spinach out and this calliope music started playing as I ate the spinach and then I felt this urge to beat up large hairy men and pick up super thin ladies.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Mmmm, a third nose.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Burger powers! Curse you Dave Thomas, I will have them!!
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Hee hee, you said come.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Smurf. No wait, that's my unfavorite.
