This is Why I Don't Drink!
Nov. 19th, 2003 10:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
La Soñadora says:
marry me
La Soñadora says:
I love you
Do you see what can happen when you drink too much? You could be spending your time out with your friends, go to a bar, and then BAM! Faster than Emeril can make a cajun risotto, you end up waking up with a ring on your finger engaged to Ezekiel the third inbred son of Hilly-Boo who lives in the trailer park down in the pine barrens next to Junky Joe's scrapyard.
Apparently, there is a moral to this.
That moral is to never drink, unless you're an angry drunk or you're already with someone, in which case being an angry drunk sucks and you should never drink ever again. If you're an angry drunk and someone tried to take advantage of you, then you can just mace them and then claim it was temporary insanity or something. Fun!
Now, you might be wondering as to what my reply was to this. Did I, a pathetic young man with no social skills and a desire for a relationship take advantage of a poor young girl who made one simple mistake of talking online with me?
Seeing Eye Doggy ---- and his magical Chipmousie says:
Okay, drunken hay wee
Seeing Eye Doggy ---- and his magical Chipmousie says:
*copies and pastes*
Don't worry, I won't keep my word on this; I'll just use it to tease her by doing stuff like posting it on LJ and making it visible for her to see it.
Yes, blackmail: keeping people entertained! :D
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marry me
La Soñadora says:
I love you
Do you see what can happen when you drink too much? You could be spending your time out with your friends, go to a bar, and then BAM! Faster than Emeril can make a cajun risotto, you end up waking up with a ring on your finger engaged to Ezekiel the third inbred son of Hilly-Boo who lives in the trailer park down in the pine barrens next to Junky Joe's scrapyard.
Apparently, there is a moral to this.
That moral is to never drink, unless you're an angry drunk or you're already with someone, in which case being an angry drunk sucks and you should never drink ever again. If you're an angry drunk and someone tried to take advantage of you, then you can just mace them and then claim it was temporary insanity or something. Fun!
Now, you might be wondering as to what my reply was to this. Did I, a pathetic young man with no social skills and a desire for a relationship take advantage of a poor young girl who made one simple mistake of talking online with me?
Seeing Eye Doggy ---- and his magical Chipmousie says:
Okay, drunken hay wee
Seeing Eye Doggy ---- and his magical Chipmousie says:
*copies and pastes*
Don't worry, I won't keep my word on this; I'll just use it to tease her by doing stuff like posting it on LJ and making it visible for her to see it.
Yes, blackmail: keeping people entertained! :D
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Date: 2003-11-19 08:25 pm (UTC)hehe
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Date: 2003-11-19 08:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-19 08:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-19 09:36 pm (UTC)I ended up waking up with a ring on my finger engaged to Ezekiel's sister the third inbred of the ill-begotten Hilly-Boo who lives in the trailer park down in the pine barrens next to Junky Joe's scrapyard.
HEH!!! Of course I had to adlib. ;)
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Date: 2003-11-19 09:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-19 09:41 pm (UTC)Is this a chapter entry or the real pinto standing up? OOH!
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Date: 2003-11-19 09:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-19 09:49 pm (UTC)I believe you. I may sound like I drink a lot, but I truly don't. If I'm troubled I might, if it really tastes good that night I might, and plain old fun sometimes adds to it, but more often then not I'm the DD and don't mind getting people home alive including myself. :)
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Date: 2003-11-19 09:54 pm (UTC)...well that, and I get the drunken sensation enough from staying up late; the common side effect of late night writing fixation or MST3k marathons. x_x
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Date: 2003-11-20 08:35 am (UTC)Completely understood, but I've been known to get out every once in awhile and whoop it up. On rare occasions I allow myself to get carried away. Actually shocked a few at a costume party. Hee hee hee. :)
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Date: 2003-11-20 08:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-20 08:55 am (UTC)