zesty_pinto | I'm a Pseudo-Stoner

The clincher was a few days ago when I spoke with my brother and it got to a point where we talked about drugs and he thought I was a stoner. I just shifted my eyes and couldn't believe it.

For most of my entire life, through my lethargic gazes and lazy gestures, people have thought that I lived my life in marijuana. I think it had made me popular around certain crowds because of it, though the truth is that I never even touched the stuff. Heck, you can take a blood sample from me right now, and the only thing close to a narcotic in my vein is the caffeine I just had from some Pepsi. I don't drink, smoke, trip on acid, LSD, ecstacy, cocaine, crack, shoot heroine, or anything. Heck, the only drugs I've taken was Tylenol and Advil for some of the wicked migraine's I've been taking.

I think maybe it's because I believe that I don't need to take something to get high. Most of the time I'm spontaneously high from sleep deprivation or from feeling too happy about one thing or another. Maybe it's a hint that I'm secretly bipolar or something. Then again, bipolar people are remarkably succesful as well. I don't think I'm succesful.

Anyway, just to confirm, Don is no pothead, just really really silly. This message has been brought to you by... err, it's brought to you by something. How about brownies? Mmmmm, brownies. *goes to eat*