zesty_pinto | Did I Promise Rat Pics?

Oh I guess I did.

So anyway, I had to relearn that Imgur makes this a lot easier. Also that Imgur really doesn't seem to like this a lot since I'm guessing it doesn't build them these clicks of engagement or whatnot. Still, I'll take it for what I can!

So yes, the rat in a tin can puppet--whom I refer to as "Rat" and who lives like a hedonist with an obsession for WaWa pizza since that's the one goddamn ad Youtube loves spamming us and it's become a joke that whenever the ad announces that Wawa has pizza, the rat must go "WAWA HAS PIZZA?!"--has a collection of autumnal hats worn that reflect the Rat's many charms. So look further down and enjoy the seriousness, the expertise, the majesty... of Rat.

Let us start with this delicious thanksgiving roast.

Just kidding, it is a hat, worthy of a turkey bowl.

Also note this fancy pumpkin.

...which also doubles as a gourd protector.

Of course, you can also just combine them with a pilgrim hat.

But perhaps you want something Thanksgiving-themed but with more of a Halloween theme to it.

Here is something Halloweeny but dainty for a rat in need of looking pretty.

Or for the spooky-minded, why not a cyclops hat?

This eye hat doubles as dreads or beholder tentacles if you want to be nerdy about it.

With the right accessory it will guarantee you many spooks and scares for your trick or treat needs.

For those in a more festive mood, here is something more Christmasy.

Maybe something more tree-themed is to your liking.

And there is always the classic Santa hat.

To be a jerk though, I decided to spite the face of my nephews' god and dressed the Rat as Blippi for Christmas. Let's be honest, he deserves it anyway.