And now for something (not at all) completely different

[zesty_pinto]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I recruited valkyrieblue as a new cultist (30 points). In September, I exposed binsybaby to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In January, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In July, I stopped miradictu from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In October, I fed ceriseah to a Shoggoth (250 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-590 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

Your humble and obedient servant,
zesty_pinto

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