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[zesty_pinto]

Which Nigerian spammer are You?

One day I will live up to my dream of these spams. Until then, I'll post something that helped me look these things up.


You may find this random person's profile at - http://profiles.yahoo.com/anna_5600 Of course I'd keep it anonymous, but this random person annoyed me. If you've seen this before because I showed it from my OD account, I apologize.

anna_5600 (6:52:41 PM): hello
anna_5600 (6:52:41 PM): how are you
anna_5600 (6:52:45 PM): are you there
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
anna_5600 (6:53:01 PM): are you there
me (6:53:05 PM): I just might?
anna_5600 (6:53:13 PM): wat
me (6:53:15 PM): Quite a vivacious one I see
me (6:53:21 PM): lol Nothing
me (6:53:26 PM): Greetings and well met
anna_5600 (6:53:39 PM): ok
anna_5600 (6:53:41 PM): fine
me (6:53:48 PM): Hm?
anna_5600 (6:53:59 PM): view your webcam to me now
me (6:54:06 PM): Um, why?
anna_5600 (6:54:25 PM): i want to see you
me (6:54:25 PM): Afraid I'm not the real person or something?
me (6:54:30 PM): Do you have one?
anna_5600 (6:54:39 PM): no cam here
anna_5600 (6:54:40 PM): wat
me (6:55:01 PM): Kind of one-sided I see o_O
me (6:55:36 PM): There, happy?
anna_5600 (6:55:41 PM): view your webcam to me now
me (6:55:44 PM): I did
anna_5600 (6:55:53 PM): no
me (6:56:00 PM): I did again
anna_5600 (6:56:06 PM): ok
anna_5600 (6:56:36 PM): am not see you there
anna_5600 (6:56:40 PM): cloth
me (6:57:06 PM): lol Well That's because I enjoy being playful
anna_5600 (6:57:23 PM): wat
anna_5600 (6:57:34 PM): student or business
me (6:57:40 PM): I just find it curious; you're very aggressive
anna_5600 (6:58:00 PM): wat mean
anna_5600 (6:58:02 PM): pls
me (6:58:18 PM): Aggressive; you're assertive, you seem to be demanding
me (6:58:29 PM): I like it, but not when it's thrown at me all at once
anna_5600 (6:58:39 PM): wat
me (6:59:01 PM): I take it your skill in English isn't that good or am I being confusing?
anna_5600 (6:59:32 PM): student or business
me (6:59:40 PM): What do you mean by that?
anna_5600 (6:59:58 PM): are you a student
me (7:00:27 PM): Yes, I am
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anna_5600 (7:00:33 PM): ok
anna_5600 (7:00:36 PM): fine
anna_5600 (7:00:51 PM): am student of university
anna_5600 (7:00:59 PM): agric eng
me (7:01:05 PM): Double major?
anna_5600 (7:01:11 PM): ya
me (7:01:15 PM): That's nice
anna_5600 (7:01:27 PM): ok
anna_5600 (7:01:30 PM): 200L
me (7:01:37 PM): 200L?
me (7:02:03 PM): *does not quite understand*
BUZZ!!!
anna_5600 (7:02:56 PM): my levels
me (7:03:11 PM): Oh, so you are a sophomore?
anna_5600 (7:03:23 PM): ya
me (7:03:41 PM): How many more years?
anna_5600 (7:03:54 PM): 2 years
me (7:04:30 PM): Well that's good that you're trying
me (7:04:35 PM): How is it in Nigeria?
anna_5600 (7:05:07 PM): fine
me (7:05:41 PM): What's the weather there like right now?
anna_5600 (7:05:53 PM): hot
me (7:05:59 PM): Rain?
anna_5600 (7:06:27 PM): ya
me (7:07:11 PM): How much rain?
anna_5600 (7:07:18 PM): let me see you now
anna_5600 (7:07:26 PM): like wat
BUZZ!!!
me (7:07:54 PM): I'm curious as to how much rain you've been having as of late
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anna_5600 (7:08:23 PM): may be in six month
anna_5600 (7:09:25 PM): talk to me now
me (7:09:28 PM): Six Months?
me (7:09:34 PM): I am talking to you right now
anna_5600 (7:09:39 PM): ya
me (7:09:51 PM): So in that sense, I am talking to you
anna_5600 (7:09:53 PM): ok
anna_5600 (7:10:05 PM): talk
me (7:10:11 PM): *barks like a dog*
anna_5600 (7:10:22 PM): wat mean
me (7:10:29 PM): Aren't you an english major?
anna_5600 (7:10:48 PM): no
me (7:11:15 PM): Oh, Agricultural Engineering?
anna_5600 (7:11:25 PM): ya
me (7:11:35 PM): So you're not double majoring?
anna_5600 (7:11:40 PM): ya
anna_5600 (7:11:43 PM): sorry
me (7:11:49 PM): Very well
anna_5600 (7:12:04 PM): ok
me (7:12:11 PM): Indeed!
me (7:12:20 PM): So why did you want to talk to me anyway?
anna_5600 (7:12:21 PM): wat
anna_5600 (7:12:59 PM): i have a problem now
me (7:13:06 PM): What's the problem?
anna_5600 (7:13:34 PM): education problem
me (7:13:41 PM): Explain, please
anna_5600 (7:14:18 PM): no money to further my school now
anna_5600 (7:14:42 PM): my parent is die in motor accident
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me (7:14:48 PM): Sorry to hear that
me (7:15:02 PM): Maybe you should enroll part-time
anna_5600 (7:15:15 PM): no
me (7:15:41 PM): Why not?
anna_5600 (7:15:45 PM): am in two years now
anna_5600 (7:15:52 PM): just help me now
me (7:16:08 PM): If you go part time you can still take a job and finish the rest of your education
anna_5600 (7:17:20 PM): no job in nigeria
me (7:17:27 PM): Not even in the university?
anna_5600 (7:17:48 PM): wat
me (7:18:46 PM): Can't you work in the university under part time?
me (7:18:52 PM): Why did you want to talk with me, by the way?
me (7:18:57 PM): And why did you turn audio on?
anna_5600 (7:19:22 PM): i want to talk to you
anna_5600 (7:19:23 PM): plsw
me (7:19:34 PM): Do you have a microphone?
anna_5600 (7:19:42 PM): ya
me (7:19:53 PM): Okay, try talking on it
anna_5600 (7:20:46 PM): talk to me now
me (7:20:59 PM): I can't unless you talk first
anna_5600 (7:21:19 PM): ok
anna_5600 (7:21:24 PM): am talk to you now
me (7:21:37 PM): Okay
me (7:22:35 PM): Is it working?
anna_5600 (7:23:11 PM): am talk to you now
anna_5600 (7:23:41 PM): you hear my voice now
me (7:23:44 PM): I don't hear anything
anna_5600 (7:23:53 PM): ok
anna_5600 has disabled voice conference. (4/29/2004 7:24 PM)
me (7:24:24 PM): It's all scratchy
anna_5600 (7:24:30 PM): ya
me (7:24:42 PM): So what would you like me to do?
anna_5600 (7:24:53 PM): wat
me (7:25:14 PM): Well you wanted to talk to me, so I'm curious why
anna_5600 (7:26:01 PM): but the network here is not clear now
me (7:26:20 PM): Well that's fine
me (7:26:28 PM): *pets*
anna_5600 (7:26:41 PM): ya
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
me (7:27:46 PM): *pats you again*
anna_5600 (7:28:03 PM): like
me (7:28:18 PM): Like what?
anna_5600 (7:28:46 PM): wat
anna_5600 (7:28:54 PM): i need money
anna_5600 (7:29:02 PM): for my school fees
me (7:29:22 PM): You should ask a bank for a loan
me (7:29:55 PM): Besides, how could I send you money?
anna_5600 (7:30:17 PM): but my country not do that
me (7:30:30 PM): Every bank does that
anna_5600 (7:30:40 PM): western union
me (7:30:52 PM): Western Union doesn't work that far off to Nigeria
anna_5600 (7:31:04 PM): no
anna_5600 (7:31:11 PM): is a lie
me (7:31:19 PM): Even if there was one,
me (7:31:30 PM): -most of the finance would be spent transfering it internationally
me (7:31:42 PM): It would cost 300 dollars just to send 300 over there, I imagine
me (7:32:52 PM): Why do you ask me anyway?
anna_5600 (7:33:20 PM): how much you want send
me (7:33:34 PM): I don't know.
me (7:33:47 PM): You want to chat with me because you want money?
anna_5600 (7:34:02 PM): not that pls
anna_5600 (7:34:44 PM): send it true letter
me (7:34:59 PM): Send it where?
anna_5600 (7:35:10 PM): to nigeria
me (7:35:16 PM): Where in Nigeria?
anna_5600 (7:35:47 PM): osun state
me (7:36:13 PM): So I'm supposed to label the envelope to "Osun State, Nigeria"?
anna_5600 (7:36:48 PM): my address
me (7:36:56 PM): What is your address?
anna_5600 (7:37:04 PM): ok
anna_5600 (7:37:21 PM): let me write now
anna_5600 (7:38:45 PM): F124C OKE IYIN STREET AYESO,ILESA. OSUN STATE.NIGERIA WEST AFRICAN
me (7:39:07 PM): Okay
anna_5600 (7:39:13 PM): YA
anna_5600 (7:39:16 PM): WHEN
me (7:39:20 PM): Dunno
anna_5600 (7:39:28 PM): ???
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
anna_5600 (7:40:49 PM): are you there
me (7:41:06 PM): That answer your question?
anna_5600 (7:41:28 PM): you want to send the money to me now
me (7:41:42 PM): I can't because I'm without money as well
me (7:42:01 PM): You should ask a loan from a bank or something
anna_5600 (7:42:39 PM): pls
anna_5600 (7:42:45 PM): any amount
me (7:43:05 PM): I work part time and go to school part time
anna_5600 (7:43:32 PM): just help me
me (7:43:37 PM): I have almost nothing because I work all day and night trying to make sure I don't end up stuck
me (7:43:53 PM): I have almost nothing that I can offer
anna_5600 (7:44:05 PM): why this
anna_5600 (7:44:07 PM): pls
me (7:44:15 PM): Because I live by myself
me (7:44:32 PM): And part time jobs do not pay much
me (7:44:48 PM): You wanted to talk to me so you could ask me for money?
me (7:44:59 PM): People do that around here already
anna_5600 (7:45:34 PM): bcos i have problem
me (7:45:38 PM): So do I
anna_5600 (7:45:41 PM): thaqt why
me (7:46:13 PM): Did you ask other people?
anna_5600 (7:46:31 PM): pls
me (7:46:39 PM): You did ask other people
me (7:46:42 PM): *sigh*
me (7:46:52 PM): No, because I'm also stuck
anna_5600 (7:46:55 PM): wat
anna_5600 (7:47:00 PM): wat
me (7:47:23 PM): I am stating how in actuality there is quite an amount of difficulty within the allocation of funds towards outside ventures
me (7:47:44 PM): I might have been sympathetic if you were not so demanding
anna_5600 (7:47:55 PM): wat
me (7:48:07 PM): But you message me three times over in quick succession, buzz me repeatedly, and then tell me to show you my webcam
me (7:48:18 PM): After that, you tell me to talk to you
me (7:48:22 PM): I find that to be rude
me (7:48:35 PM): And now you're telling me to give you money. I find that rude
me (7:48:52 PM): Sorry, but I'm cutting this conversation short. Good day.

Yes, I just don't understand these people. :P