Turkish Star Wars?!

Whoever heard of such a ridiculous concept? Turkey, the land of millionaires, and the multimillion dollar cash cow Star Wars both in the same title? Can it make sense? Is it supposed to?

The truth is, after seeing it, it never will. The movie's concept is silly. The scenes ripped out of Star Wars are silly. It even has the travesty to steal from Roger "I know my movies are shlock I just don't care anymore" Corman, and there are plenty of music scores stolen from other movies and, for those that didn't? They sound terribly fake.

The truth is that I'm not showing this to you folks because the movie is bad to watch though, oh no, the truth is that I'm showing it because it is "kick me in the face so I can stop" funny. The effects are cheesy as hell, the main villain is King Leonitas in a bad Emperor Ming outfit, and rocks explode by kicking them. No, I am not joking. Our hero(es) at one point even jump like Mario to step on the monsters with his super jumping skillz.

You know what's the best thing about this movie? You can actually see it online for free. You could look this up on video.google.com, but I'll make it quicker and less painful for you guys(the virgin watching is going to be painful though, trust me). Have an embed code.

By the way, I looked into this "sequel" that they made for this movie (yes, believe it or not, someone in Turkey has issues) and they it looks bad. Just bad bad, though, as it wasn't even an attempt to be somewhat serious. Avoid with prejudice.

Turkish Star Wars?!

Whoever heard of such a ridiculous concept? Turkey, the land of millionaires, and the multimillion dollar cash cow Star Wars both in the same title? Can it make sense? Is it supposed to?

The truth is, after seeing it, it never will. The movie's concept is silly. The scenes ripped out of Star Wars are silly. It even has the travesty to steal from Roger "I know my movies are shlock I just don't care anymore" Corman, and there are plenty of music scores stolen from other movies and, for those that didn't? They sound terribly fake.

The truth is that I'm not showing this to you folks because the movie is bad to watch though, oh no, the truth is that I'm showing it because it is "kick me in the face so I can stop" funny. The effects are cheesy as hell, the main villain is King Leonitas in a bad Emperor Ming outfit, and rocks explode by kicking them. No, I am not joking. Our hero(es) at one point even jump like Mario to step on the monsters with his super jumping skillz.

You know what's the best thing about this movie? You can actually see it online for free. You could look this up on video.google.com, but I'll make it quicker and less painful for you guys(the virgin watching is going to be painful though, trust me). Have an embed code.

By the way, I looked into this "sequel" that they made for this movie (yes, believe it or not, someone in Turkey has issues) and they it looks bad. Just bad bad, though, as it wasn't even an attempt to be somewhat serious. Avoid with prejudice.