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If you ever walk by B&H, in all its Jewish community, and you spot a fellow in Orthodox garb pass by you, chances are that person will escape your eyes in half a second later. As though they were practicing for the Olympics, these men in all-black heavy wardrobes zip past the sidewalks with the ferocity of the trade winds behind their heels, always going somewhere in a faster pace than even those who bump elbows during rush hour (my bad).

Clearly, there is something I am missing here. The Hassidic are not only mentally elite with their automatic bilingual knowledge of a Middle Eastern language (one that knows the history of warfare), but apparently physically fit as well. They are stronger, faster, smarter than normal mankind. No doubt generations of selective breeding have created the ultimate man, and he is Jewish. Beware, people, for I have seen the wave of the future! And it will come marching through our streets at breakneck ninja-esque speeds, armed with weapons we have never seen, destroying all who dare get in the way of their way of life! By the way, if you're German: you're especially screwed.

Actually, on a more serious note: I can't believe that not only did the Hasidic community get to riot against the police, burning a police car in the process, and get the entire incident downplayed for it by all parties (by the way, this is why voting works); but, they also have someone that has the gall to sue the NYPD for "psychological damage" because of a ripped beard. Not bad for someone that tripped and kicked an officer during the riots and got away with it.

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If you ever walk by B&H, in all its Jewish community, and you spot a fellow in Orthodox garb pass by you, chances are that person will escape your eyes in half a second later. As though they were practicing for the Olympics, these men in all-black heavy wardrobes zip past the sidewalks with the ferocity of the trade winds behind their heels, always going somewhere in a faster pace than even those who bump elbows during rush hour (my bad).

Clearly, there is something I am missing here. The Hassidic are not only mentally elite with their automatic bilingual knowledge of a Middle Eastern language (one that knows the history of warfare), but apparently physically fit as well. They are stronger, faster, smarter than normal mankind. No doubt generations of selective breeding have created the ultimate man, and he is Jewish. Beware, people, for I have seen the wave of the future! And it will come marching through our streets at breakneck ninja-esque speeds, armed with weapons we have never seen, destroying all who dare get in the way of their way of life! By the way, if you're German: you're especially screwed.

Actually, on a more serious note: I can't believe that not only did the Hasidic community get to riot against the police, burning a police car in the process, and get the entire incident downplayed for it by all parties (by the way, this is why voting works); but, they also have someone that has the gall to sue the NYPD for "psychological damage" because of a ripped beard. Not bad for someone that tripped and kicked an officer during the riots and got away with it.