zesty_pinto | Nov. 28th, 2004

zesty-pinto (11:17 PM) :
I guess not; still, I'm jealous that you get to be around stuff like kangaroos
Loopy (11:18 PM) :
yeah right.... and why?
zesty-pinto (11:19 PM) :
Because Kangaroos are adorable and I love watching them hop
zesty-pinto (11:19 PM) :
They're like deer and bunnies combined in one!
Loopy (11:19 PM) :
yeah and they can kill ya...
zesty-pinto (11:20 PM) :
Yes, but... they're cute and deadly!
zesty-pinto (11:20 PM) :
I'd use them like watchdogs
Loopy (11:20 PM) :
lol intersting mixture
zesty-pinto (11:20 PM) :
I'd post a sign in my frontyard "Beware of Kangaroo"
Loopy (11:21 PM) :
mmm anyone woult think u have a thing for danger....
zesty-pinto (11:21 PM) :
Call me Dangerous Don then!
zesty-pinto (11:22 PM) :
I like the ring of that title... "Dangerous Don"
Loopy (11:22 PM) :
lol...
Loopy (11:22 PM) :
thats your new name then...
zesty-pinto (11:22 PM) :
Woo hoo!
zesty-pinto (11:22 PM) :
I should make an LJ post on that
Loopy (11:23 PM) :
yes u should!

Kept up my end of the bargain! Call me Dangerous Don; adventurer, kangaroo trainer, and all-around, uhh... guy! Boo ya!

EDIT: Here's a song from popular demand from Loopy!
(done to the tune of Asia's "Heat of the Moment" because it was the first thing on my playlist that came up)

The Dangerous Don Theme Song (The Heat of My Nickname)

I never thought I'd get this name from you
Even though it came from kangaroos
I think of hopping and I fall on my face
From the cuteness that comes right in its place

Do you remember where I thought this up?
It came to me like a real bad hiccup
One thing that I'd do when I grow up
Is to train those wallies wearing a cup

(chorus)

Cause it's the heat of my nickname
Dangerous Don is that name
The Heat of my nickname
The Heat of my nickname
For Kangaroos

So now I want to herd my kangaroos
And train them all to do my bidding too
The coolest thing that I would dispense
Is "Beware of Kangaroos" right on my fence

(chorus, followed by Asia-esque progressive synth-like music!!!)

And when I've lived right up to my name
I'll get to be in Ripley's Hall of Fame
These lines I just made up right on the fly
If I see someone sing this I will die

(chorus, followed by more progressive playtime!!!)

(chorus, and fade)

Yes, is the song not ~~terrible~~entertaining? Be sure to enjoy the next song I make up whenever someone asks me for a new name. And yes, Asia is old.