I was attacked by an Internet Flamer! :D

Today I got flamed online, and I was happy because it gave me some time to have fun with one of the many morons of the world.

Innapropriate stuff has been censored and names have been changed to reflect privacy (though if you find this person, then laugh in his face for me. Trust me, he deserves it :D)

We now present... "I was Attacked by a Flamer"

-if anyone knows me, they know that my personal info is wacky. Really wacky. It wasn't long before I'd get one of these people contacting me by greeting me with-


goldenbals: what the f*** you on

me!: Adrenaline of course. Only the most natural of amphetamines for me :D

me!: ...okay, and maybe one too many cans of coke. The drug in a can!! Whooo!!!

goldenbals: i do pills before and after i f*** your mother

me!: That's a shame. You should try the new and improved pills

me!: They're five calories less, so your butt won't look as fat on that seat

me!: a wiener is you!!!1

goldenbals: your mum call me el ramrodo

me!: lol You're still here?


-I honestly thought he was some hit and run flamer. I admire people with the spunk to stick around.


goldenbals: when i f*** her arse

me!: I already ignored you with my ADHD

me!: Go bother someone else, silly lil' wannabe

me!: lol

me!: I don't know what's funnier either, that you think I feel insulted or that you keep trying

me!: rofl Bacon to you too, lover boy

goldenbals: fear 4 you parents safty you g** stupid freak who sucks donkey d*** while your a** is geting f*** by a n****

me!: lol

me!: This is great

me!: You're from the UK and you're trying to sound like some gangster

me!: I'm copying this

me!: I hope you like being shown to the world. You make me laugh little boy

me!: Tell me when you're done. This is too entertaining

goldenbals: im the gangsta of f***ing your mum and leave her face down in a ditch

me!: Keep going, I'm still recording

me!: Try harder though... with more feeling this time

goldenbals: bye bye rentboy

me!: lol Bye bye losah

me!: I grade you with a C-. There was not enough mother lines and your angle of approach wasn't very novel. Still, you'll get a free cookie. Try harder next time!


-This is when, for fun, I decide to authorize him and he immediately rejects the offer. He replies with-


goldenbals: yanks make me laugh like sept 11 shit that was great seeing all you yank mother f***ers die

me!: lol You're still about that?

me!: Oh man, you're awesome! don't you know americans don't care??

me!: rofl You're a victim of Bush too! That's awesome!

me!: Dub a yah strikes again!

me!: I guess you're not Oxford material. Don't worry, as us Americans say, "Only shooting stars break the mooooold"

goldenbals: bin laden done you not us and how came cry to us 4 help

me!: lol You're a puppet! You're a puppet!

me!: Another pawn boy. I love this :D
me!: And you're not even american but you're such a pawn!

me!: *wonders if you deserve manipulation*

me!: Nah, you're not worth it. You shalt be my royal jester!

goldenbals: S A S mother f***er you started the afgan war and then cried to us to finish it
think about it???????..

me!: With this I give unto thee, the royal treatment to entertain me!

me!: lol Afghan "war" *snicker*

goldenbals: trigger happy mother f***ers

me!: rofls

me!: Yes I know you are but what am I?

goldenbals: i bet your a c***

me!: lol

me!: I bet you're a wannabe

me!: Besides, c*** made your gangsta lol

me!: lol The hypocrisy here is great

goldenbals: am i f*** white power

me!: Hypocrisy is fricken great. Because you certainly bleed it

me!: Anyway, jester you may leave. I have laughed too much from you already

me!: Unless you wish to adorn the show some more, but it's all the same, I still get a good laugh regardless rofl

goldenbals: you right alot but nothing that really makes sence
you are a loud person i am guessing
i bet you are a f**
a mummys boy

me!: lol

me!: You're trying to get me mad again!

me!: That's great!

me!: Okay, more feeling! Remember!

me!: Angle of approach counts!

me!: I grade on content too

me!: Go on, keep going! I still have to put this stuff on a website :D

goldenbals: lol lol you still right large amounts of s*** with no meaning

me!: Good good! Now do it with more FEELING!

me!: C'mon, just like I told you before! You're angry! You *want* to make me angry!

goldenbals: were u feeling sad when 7 thousand of your fellow n***ers came crashing to the ground
shit id have paid 19 99 to c that shit on pay per view

goldenbals: dont tell me lol

me!: Nope, keep going. Not enoughYour angle is getting a little better, but the content is still pretty banal

goldenbals: here it come lol lol

me!: Come on, I know you can do it!

goldenbals: no you have gone silent

me!: You flamers got to be good for something!

me!: Oh wait you are, I laughed my ass off lol

me!: LOL

goldenbals: flamers mother f***er im no flamer

me!: Denial! Very good!

me!: I'm upping your grade by a few points. You still need some work though

goldenbals: im of s*** for brains


-I guess he meant, "I'm off, s*** for brains" but his own typos made a funny! Wheee!)


me!: Right

me!: Actually you're not

me!: Though I'm sure pawns have their fun

me!: lol Bacon.


-(at this point, he seemed vehement about keeping away from me, so I kept trying to authorize him some more, but he kept rejecting it.)


goldenbals: you keep chasing me thats so sweet

me!: I know, you're just so popular

me!: I ought to hang you on my wall and call you my prized trophy :D

goldenbals: not for u any more monkey boy bye bye bye

me!: Yes for me!

me!: Not for you!

me!: Like Twix!

me!: Only in singular form!


he seemed quiet again, so I authorized him some more and he kept rejecting it, to my sad realization :(
Finally, he hit me with a final epiphany-


goldenbals: f*** off


-a few more attempts later, I just got bored and let him go off to la la land like the dead carcass of humor he was becoming.

Conclusion-
I should have graded him a C-, now that I notice all the spelling and grammatical errors. Some bigots are just too sloppy which goes to show you that white supremacy may teach you how to flame on the internet, but it can't teach you how to spell.

The End.

I was attacked by an Internet Flamer! :D

Today I got flamed online, and I was happy because it gave me some time to have fun with one of the many morons of the world.

Innapropriate stuff has been censored and names have been changed to reflect privacy (though if you find this person, then laugh in his face for me. Trust me, he deserves it :D)

We now present... "I was Attacked by a Flamer"

-if anyone knows me, they know that my personal info is wacky. Really wacky. It wasn't long before I'd get one of these people contacting me by greeting me with-


goldenbals: what the f*** you on

me!: Adrenaline of course. Only the most natural of amphetamines for me :D

me!: ...okay, and maybe one too many cans of coke. The drug in a can!! Whooo!!!

goldenbals: i do pills before and after i f*** your mother

me!: That's a shame. You should try the new and improved pills

me!: They're five calories less, so your butt won't look as fat on that seat

me!: a wiener is you!!!1

goldenbals: your mum call me el ramrodo

me!: lol You're still here?


-I honestly thought he was some hit and run flamer. I admire people with the spunk to stick around.


goldenbals: when i f*** her arse

me!: I already ignored you with my ADHD

me!: Go bother someone else, silly lil' wannabe

me!: lol

me!: I don't know what's funnier either, that you think I feel insulted or that you keep trying

me!: rofl Bacon to you too, lover boy

goldenbals: fear 4 you parents safty you g** stupid freak who sucks donkey d*** while your a** is geting f*** by a n****

me!: lol

me!: This is great

me!: You're from the UK and you're trying to sound like some gangster

me!: I'm copying this

me!: I hope you like being shown to the world. You make me laugh little boy

me!: Tell me when you're done. This is too entertaining

goldenbals: im the gangsta of f***ing your mum and leave her face down in a ditch

me!: Keep going, I'm still recording

me!: Try harder though... with more feeling this time

goldenbals: bye bye rentboy

me!: lol Bye bye losah

me!: I grade you with a C-. There was not enough mother lines and your angle of approach wasn't very novel. Still, you'll get a free cookie. Try harder next time!


-This is when, for fun, I decide to authorize him and he immediately rejects the offer. He replies with-


goldenbals: yanks make me laugh like sept 11 shit that was great seeing all you yank mother f***ers die

me!: lol You're still about that?

me!: Oh man, you're awesome! don't you know americans don't care??

me!: rofl You're a victim of Bush too! That's awesome!

me!: Dub a yah strikes again!

me!: I guess you're not Oxford material. Don't worry, as us Americans say, "Only shooting stars break the mooooold"

goldenbals: bin laden done you not us and how came cry to us 4 help

me!: lol You're a puppet! You're a puppet!

me!: Another pawn boy. I love this :D
me!: And you're not even american but you're such a pawn!

me!: *wonders if you deserve manipulation*

me!: Nah, you're not worth it. You shalt be my royal jester!

goldenbals: S A S mother f***er you started the afgan war and then cried to us to finish it
think about it???????..

me!: With this I give unto thee, the royal treatment to entertain me!

me!: lol Afghan "war" *snicker*

goldenbals: trigger happy mother f***ers

me!: rofls

me!: Yes I know you are but what am I?

goldenbals: i bet your a c***

me!: lol

me!: I bet you're a wannabe

me!: Besides, c*** made your gangsta lol

me!: lol The hypocrisy here is great

goldenbals: am i f*** white power

me!: Hypocrisy is fricken great. Because you certainly bleed it

me!: Anyway, jester you may leave. I have laughed too much from you already

me!: Unless you wish to adorn the show some more, but it's all the same, I still get a good laugh regardless rofl

goldenbals: you right alot but nothing that really makes sence
you are a loud person i am guessing
i bet you are a f**
a mummys boy

me!: lol

me!: You're trying to get me mad again!

me!: That's great!

me!: Okay, more feeling! Remember!

me!: Angle of approach counts!

me!: I grade on content too

me!: Go on, keep going! I still have to put this stuff on a website :D

goldenbals: lol lol you still right large amounts of s*** with no meaning

me!: Good good! Now do it with more FEELING!

me!: C'mon, just like I told you before! You're angry! You *want* to make me angry!

goldenbals: were u feeling sad when 7 thousand of your fellow n***ers came crashing to the ground
shit id have paid 19 99 to c that shit on pay per view

goldenbals: dont tell me lol

me!: Nope, keep going. Not enoughYour angle is getting a little better, but the content is still pretty banal

goldenbals: here it come lol lol

me!: Come on, I know you can do it!

goldenbals: no you have gone silent

me!: You flamers got to be good for something!

me!: Oh wait you are, I laughed my ass off lol

me!: LOL

goldenbals: flamers mother f***er im no flamer

me!: Denial! Very good!

me!: I'm upping your grade by a few points. You still need some work though

goldenbals: im of s*** for brains


-I guess he meant, "I'm off, s*** for brains" but his own typos made a funny! Wheee!)


me!: Right

me!: Actually you're not

me!: Though I'm sure pawns have their fun

me!: lol Bacon.


-(at this point, he seemed vehement about keeping away from me, so I kept trying to authorize him some more, but he kept rejecting it.)


goldenbals: you keep chasing me thats so sweet

me!: I know, you're just so popular

me!: I ought to hang you on my wall and call you my prized trophy :D

goldenbals: not for u any more monkey boy bye bye bye

me!: Yes for me!

me!: Not for you!

me!: Like Twix!

me!: Only in singular form!


he seemed quiet again, so I authorized him some more and he kept rejecting it, to my sad realization :(
Finally, he hit me with a final epiphany-


goldenbals: f*** off


-a few more attempts later, I just got bored and let him go off to la la land like the dead carcass of humor he was becoming.

Conclusion-
I should have graded him a C-, now that I notice all the spelling and grammatical errors. Some bigots are just too sloppy which goes to show you that white supremacy may teach you how to flame on the internet, but it can't teach you how to spell.

The End.

Woo hoo! My first (second?) LiveJournal entry!

Through the luck of the draw, I was now granted the chance to carry my own LiveJournal account. Still, I miss being called zesty-pinto. On IRC, it's another nick entirely. I remember how a year ago I was planning to make zesty-pinto my complete trademark nick in the neverending quest to be an unconventional name for beandip.

Now instead of a bean dip, I am a 1/1 that counters spells unless people pay for it with mana and their life. Yes, another aspect of my life that strangely reflects me, yet I don't know why I mention this. Maybe because it's cool and Mundungu is one of those damned rares that I never got since I never really bothered with the Mirage set (okay, there was that time I was trying to make a Bleach deck a long while ago, but still...).

As I listen to the Pepsi-man song beam through my speakers, I am left to ponder with one more thing... why couldn't I think of this before I posted my conversation with an internet flamer?! >_

Woo hoo! My first (second?) LiveJournal entry!

Through the luck of the draw, I was now granted the chance to carry my own LiveJournal account. Still, I miss being called zesty-pinto. On IRC, it's another nick entirely. I remember how a year ago I was planning to make zesty-pinto my complete trademark nick in the neverending quest to be an unconventional name for beandip.

Now instead of a bean dip, I am a 1/1 that counters spells unless people pay for it with mana and their life. Yes, another aspect of my life that strangely reflects me, yet I don't know why I mention this. Maybe because it's cool and Mundungu is one of those damned rares that I never got since I never really bothered with the Mirage set (okay, there was that time I was trying to make a Bleach deck a long while ago, but still...).

As I listen to the Pepsi-man song beam through my speakers, I am left to ponder with one more thing... why couldn't I think of this before I posted my conversation with an internet flamer?! >_