Delicious Urinal Cake Popsicles
Oct. 25th, 2021 01:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zesty_pintoI wanted to try one of those Japanese shaved ice bars and got a colorful looking strawberry flavor.
Imagine biting into something that tastes like a port-a-john. Not a used one, no, but one freshly refilled with the smell of that blue liquid underneath the rim where all the terrible things go away.
Imagine summoning that image with every bite as you stick this treat in your mouth, unleashing more of its trademark smell each time you bite into it hoping it goes away the same way you use one hoping the shame ejecting your intestines never gets discovered by the next person.
It came in a box of seven. Like a soldier on a second tour of duty I mentally prepped myself to power through three of them. Can you tell that I hate food waste? Can you also tell I hate myself?
Imagine biting into something that tastes like a port-a-john. Not a used one, no, but one freshly refilled with the smell of that blue liquid underneath the rim where all the terrible things go away.
Imagine summoning that image with every bite as you stick this treat in your mouth, unleashing more of its trademark smell each time you bite into it hoping it goes away the same way you use one hoping the shame ejecting your intestines never gets discovered by the next person.
It came in a box of seven. Like a soldier on a second tour of duty I mentally prepped myself to power through three of them. Can you tell that I hate food waste? Can you also tell I hate myself?
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Date: 2021-10-25 05:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-10-25 05:49 pm (UTC)I don't have any guests though, so my friends might be on to me.
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Date: 2021-10-25 05:50 pm (UTC)