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zesty_pinto) wrote2006-02-21 10:28 pm
zesty_pinto) wrote2006-02-21 10:28 pm
An Updated List of People You'd Hate to Meet in Hell
People think Hell will be better than Heaven because of the lack of rules... until they realize they will be stuck in a place home to people you would not want to be around, especially if it's for the rest of your life. Below I compile a list of people you would hate to meet in a dark alley of the brass city of Dis for future reference.
Adolf Hitler
Josef Stalin
Pauly Shore
Leona Helmsley
Martha Stewart
Al Sharpton
Barbara Streisand
Cesare Borgia
Carrot Top
Britney Spears
The Dell dude
The guy who invented the hamster dance
The inventors of idol singing
Adam Sandler (yeah, think it's great until he replays his "Happy Gilmore" role to you for an ETERNITY. How the hell do people think he can act when he can only do one trick?)
Denise Richards, where she will end up torturing the poor minions of Satan with her bad acting.
The person who invented Captain Planet
All those annoying whiney vampire guys who think they're too cool to ever talk to you (you know who they are)
This list will be updated as we speak. Offer additions to the list as you please.
Edit: This list is updated. I wrote the original one back in 2003 or so. I rummaged around looking for an old entry and decided to revive it. Al Sharpton was removed after it was felt he deserved some redemption for his soul. He may live in Heaven now, where he can teach youth kickball.
Adolf Hitler
Josef Stalin
Pauly Shore
Leona Helmsley
Martha Stewart
Barbara Streisand
Cesare Borgia
Carrot Top
Britney Spears
The Dell dude
The guy who invented the hamster dance
The inventors of idol singing
Adam Sandler (yeah, think it's great until he replays his "Happy Gilmore" role to you for an ETERNITY. How the hell do people think he can act when he can only do one trick?)
Denise Richards, where she will end up torturing the poor minions of Satan with her bad acting.
The person who invented Captain Planet
All those annoying whiney vampire guys who think they're too cool to ever talk to you (you know who they are)
This list will be updated as we speak. Offer additions to the list as you please.
Edit: This list is updated. I wrote the original one back in 2003 or so. I rummaged around looking for an old entry and decided to revive it. Al Sharpton was removed after it was felt he deserved some redemption for his soul. He may live in Heaven now, where he can teach youth kickball.