Eragon: Yeesh
You know, when I was 15 I was also writing my own novel. When I looked it over in the later years, I considered it the equivalent of a bad Xena episode, not because it was based on Xena (at the time, I think I watched maybe one episode and got tired of it), but because it didn't have enough development and plot to make me feel like it was worth reading for a long period of time. Yet, someone who's two years older manages to write a novel that not only rips off several plots from famous authors but offers nothing new also gets a book deal AND a movie? Talk about depressing.
( The movie was no less depressing. )
On the bright side, at least I didn't pay for this movie. The icee that I drank as I watched the movie, however, deserved more recognition. Still, any movie that ends with music from Alanis Morrisette is the poop-flavored icing on the turd cake. John Malkovich probably chose this role because he wanted to try and see if he was good enough to help improve a really bad movie.
( The movie was no less depressing. )
On the bright side, at least I didn't pay for this movie. The icee that I drank as I watched the movie, however, deserved more recognition. Still, any movie that ends with music from Alanis Morrisette is the poop-flavored icing on the turd cake. John Malkovich probably chose this role because he wanted to try and see if he was good enough to help improve a really bad movie.
